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Here we are. The Summerween Superstore.

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Wait-- summer what?

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Summerween!

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The people of this town love Halloween so much,

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They celebrate it twice a year.

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And wouldn't you know it? It's today!

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Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?

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Yes.

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Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.

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There's free candy!

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To the costume aisle!

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I'd lend you a hand-- but I don't seem to have any!

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This guy tells it like it is.

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Sir.

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Could please stop pushing that.

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Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious

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And you got yourself a deal.

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well!

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When the children come to my door tonight,

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They're gonna run away screaming

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from Stan Pines, master of fright!

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Boo!

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Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!

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Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.

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Not today! My eyes!

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You paid for this stuff, right?

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Of course!

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I hate Summerween.

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Let's move!

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I am so excited!

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We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

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And have the biggest stomachaches ever!

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- Yeah! Ha ha! - Yeah!

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Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.

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Well, back at home, me and Dipper were

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kind of the kings of trick-or-treating.

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Twins in costumes-- the people eat it up.

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Well, you dudes better be careful out there.

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It's a night of ghouls and goblins,

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Not to mention...

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The Summerween trickster.

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So the legend goes, eating children

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who lack the Summerween spirit.

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Well, you don't have to worry about us.

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We've got spirit to go around.

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Oh, what is this stuff?

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I've never even heard of these brands.

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Sand pop?

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Gummy chairs?

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Mr. Adequate bar?

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This is all cheapo loser candy!

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Quiet your discontent, children,

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Lest the trickster overhear.

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Your cape is caught in your fly, soos.

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Touch��.

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Goodbye, loser candy!

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Trick-or-treaters!

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Quick, give 'em that terrible candy!

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Happy summer--

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- Wha--?! - 'Sup, squirt?

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Hey, Dipper.

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Wendy! Ha ha ha!

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Ow! Wh-- what's up, guys?

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Ugh! I left my jacket here, again.

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Hey, what's with the candy?

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You goin' trick- or-treating or something?

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Well, actually, I, uh...

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Shut up, Robbie. Of course he's not going trick-or-treating.

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No, yeah, uh...

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Trick-or-treating is for babies...

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I guess.

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You should come to this party with us.

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Tambry's parents are out of town,

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And it's gonna be off the chain!

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Not surprised you didn't hear about it.

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Hey, guys, wait!

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Maybe I'll see you at the party.

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If you're not too busy playing dress-up.

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It's at nine! Don't forget!

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What am I gonna tell Mabel?

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Gruncle Stan, these are my best friends...

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- Candy and Grenda! - I am so sweet, I could eat myself.

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Hello, Mr. Pines.

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You got a cold, honey?

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Something wrong with your voice there?

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What do you mean? Why would you say that?

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Is Waddles coming with us?

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I wish he could, but...

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He's got some very important meetings to attend!

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File these documents under "I,"

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For "I have a curly tail!"

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What about your brother?

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Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume.

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It's amazing!

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Here he comes now.

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That is a very good Dipper costume.

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What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume?

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Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.

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I'm, uh, really sick.

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Must have been that bad candy. You go on without me.

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Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit?

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Trick or treat.

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Dude, really?

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You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.

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But wait. I'm...!

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Why'd you close the door? I told you, Mabel...

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I'm just not feeling it tonight.

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I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better.

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I'm not trick-or-treating.

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Look, man, just go to another house!

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Dipper, where's your summerween hospitality?

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I'm not getting that.

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Well, I am.

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I apologize for my brother.

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He came down with a case of the grumpy grumps.

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Silence!

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You have insulted me, and for this you must pay...

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With your lives!

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Ohh! What a cute little mask.

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You're a funny guy, aren't you?

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Funny am I?

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"Twick-or-tweat"!

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My name is Gorney!

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Aah! Remember me!

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Gorney!

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There's only one way for you to avoid his fate--

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I need treat.

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If you can collect 500 pieces of candy

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And bring it to me before the last

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Jack-o'-melon goes out...

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I will let you live.

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Five hundred treats in one night? That's impossible!

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The choice is yours, children.

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You must trick-or-treat...

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Or die!

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Oh, my gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means?

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I do.

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It means you have to come trick-or-treating!

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Yay!

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Who was that guy?

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It's the legend Soos told us about.

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It's true!

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What do we do, what do we do?

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What's going on out here, dudes?

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I heard a ruckus.

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That's a funny word-- "Ruckus."

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Soos, a monster is making us trick-or-treat,

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or else he's gonna eat us.

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I got a picture.

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The Summerween trickster!

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Oh, man, dude, you guys are in crazy bonkers trouble.

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How are we gonna get that much candy in one night?

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There's no way!

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Listen up, people!

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Now, some might say that being cursed

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by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing...

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I wet myself!

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But that monster messed with the wrong crew.

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With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,

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Dipper's brains, and...

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Soos, here...

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We'll get 500 pieces of candy and have fun doing it, too,

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Even if it takes all night!

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To the streets!

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All night?

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But-- but I'm sick, remember?

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Dipper, what's worse--

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Getting eaten by a horrifying monster,

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Or going trick-or-treating with us?

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Well...

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Come on! Aah!

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Ah, Summerween!

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Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em!

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Trick-or-treat!

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what can I do for--!

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Oh! Oh, no! No!

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Huh?

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Can we have candy now?

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What's the matter with you kids?

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That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right?

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Well, have you seen... This?

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Guts! Very real guts!

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Uh... We've been watching horror movies

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since we were, like, two years old.

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Yeah, we're not scared.

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Oh, you will be.

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You will be.

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For glory, my children! Charge!

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You make a great me.

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No, you make a great me!

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No, you do! Heh heh!

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I don't understand why we

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can't just buy our candy and be done with it.

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That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die."

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I'm trying to take the "Die" Out of "Trick-or-treat or die."

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Trick-or-treat!

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Well, aren't you just the cutest!

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And is everyone in costume?

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Oh, good!

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- Wonderful! - Happy Summerween!

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Trick-or-treat!

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And is everybody in costume?

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Chimney sweep, elephant man,

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Squeegee, ant farm.

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Oh, and what are you supposed to be?

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Uh, actually, I'm not dressed up as anything.

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We-- we're kind of in a hurry here.

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Oh. I see.

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Enjoy!

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One piece of black licorice?

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Circus peanut! This is loser candy!

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Four pieces of candy?

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This is gonna take forever.

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We've gotta up our game, Dipper.

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You gotta put on your costume.

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I told you, I'm not up to it, Mabel.

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Oh, really?

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Hmm.

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I've seen better.

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Tick tock.

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So, what was that about being too sick to wear a costume?

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We want candy! We want candy!

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All right, you got me, kids.

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You guys win.

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I guess I'm not that scary, you know?

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You've-- you-- oh, no!

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Why? Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?

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- Candy. - Can-dee!

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What scares you two freaks?

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Here, watch this.

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What? What is this, some kind of--

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Some kind of kitten or...?

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Aah, aah, aah!

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What happened to you, Stan Pines?

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What happened?

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Introducing, for the first time in public...

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Tah-dah! Peanut butter and jelly!

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Awww!

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I will make you internet-famous!

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Hey, erase that.

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Let's just get this over with, okay?

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Over with! Over with!

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Do you really think this will make a difference?

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Tah tah tah, tah-tah-tah-tah

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Twins!

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Let's get that candy, guys!

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Thirty-four... Thirty-five...

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Thirty-six.

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You see? Because... Yeah, I get it.

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Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four...

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A hundred and twenty-four!

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Come on, come on!

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Hello!

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what a horrible mask!

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That's just my face.

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This is a mask!

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Ohhh!

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Oh, yeah yeah...

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It's actually better.

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Urr...!

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Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!

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We did it!

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All we need is one more piece of candy.

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And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!

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Yeah, and your cough went away, too!

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Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck.

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Soos away!

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Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips!

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Not me! No!

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Ah!

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The perfect time to go to Wendy's party,

274
00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:59,661
And no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating.

275
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:07,702
Hey, Dipper!

276
00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:09,604
Oh, hey, Wendy.

277
00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:11,606
What's up?

278
00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:12,774
Are you coming to the party?

279
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,442
What are you doin' out here?

280
00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:15,710
Oh, I'm-- I'm on my way.

281
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,879
I like watching the trick-or-treaters.

282
00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:20,515
Reminds me of when I was a kid.

283
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,816
Okay, then. You're coming, right?

284
00:13:21,851 --> 00:13:23,585
Definitely, definitely.

285
00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:25,754
Cool. See ya there.

286
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:27,422
Later, guys.

287
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:29,624
You're going to a party.

288
00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:31,660
Well-- well, hey, I-- aah!

289
00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:33,461
That's why you were acting so weird

290
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:34,729
And trying to hurry us.

291
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:35,830
You're not sick at all,

292
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,832
So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,

293
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,734
You were gonna ditch me...

294
00:13:39,769 --> 00:13:43,538
On our favorite holiday!

295
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,741
What happened to the Dipper who used love Halloween?

296
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:49,511
And where's all the candy?

297
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,645
Relax, relax.

298
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,814
I left it right here, behind this bush.

299
00:13:52,848 --> 00:13:54,583
Oh, no!

300
00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:59,888
- What did you do? - Well, I-- I--!

301
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,856
Uh... Guys?

302
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,893
Oh, no!

303
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,429
All the jack-o'-melons are out!

304
00:14:07,463 --> 00:14:08,463
Look!

305
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:09,698
Heh heh heh!

306
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,434
Good night!

307
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:14,569
- Stop! - What?

308
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,404
No, no, no, no, no! Don't, don't, don't!

309
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,505
Huh? What's happening?

310
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,773
Just don't blow out that candle.

311
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:19,874
What?!

312
00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:22,711
Don't blow out that candle!

313
00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:24,746
I'm old man McGucket!

314
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,748
Wait!

315
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:27,816
Sorry!

316
00:14:32,855 --> 00:14:34,756
Whoo, that was close.

317
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:39,394
Uh-oh.

318
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,735
Knock-knock.

319
00:14:49,695 --> 00:14:54,400
So children. Where's my candy?..

320
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,468
I swear, we had all 500 pieces!

321
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:57,770
Look, it's down there somewhere.

322
00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,471
We can still get it.

323
00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:03,709
I'm afraid it's too late!

324
00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:05,677
That was your last chance.

325
00:15:13,319 --> 00:15:14,540
Go! Go, go, go!

326
00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:22,327
- Aah! Dipper! - Mabel!

327
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,535
We're alive! Yeah!

328
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:33,416
- Whoa! - Soos!

329
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,707
That wasn't, like, a regular pedestrian, was it?

330
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,442
It was the monster.

331
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:38,577
Thanks, Soos.

332
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,412
I'm just glad it's over.

333
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:41,480
Right?

334
00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:45,551
Did everyone remember to put on their seatbelts?

335
00:15:45,585 --> 00:15:46,652
Yes. Yes. Yes.

336
00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:50,389
Let's go.

337
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,394
Hey, are you okay?

338
00:15:55,428 --> 00:15:57,596
There are probably some bandages back at the shack.

339
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:03,669
Uh...

340
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,470
Guys?

341
00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:10,309
Raaahhh!

342
00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:21,220
Brakes, brakes, brakes!

343
00:16:30,396 --> 00:16:31,530
We have to hide!

344
00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:38,637
It's blocking the only exit.

345
00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:47,512
Everyone stay quiet.

346
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:50,215
Oh, now you're worried about the monster!

347
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,584
I thought all you cared about was Wendy.

348
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:56,221
Mabel, you know that's not true.

349
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,390
I just-- I felt like I was getting a little too old

350
00:16:58,424 --> 00:16:59,558
to go trick-or-treating.

351
00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:02,694
That's exactly why we need to go trick-or-treating, Dipper.

352
00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,296
We're getting older.

353
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,365
There's not that many Halloweens left.

354
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:12,137
I guess I didn't realize it was already our last one.

355
00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:18,377
We have to escape. What if it sees us?

356
00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:19,611
If only there was something we could use to cover

357
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,246
Our bodies and faces with--

358
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:24,449
You know, like a disguise of some kind.

359
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,331
This way!

360
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:42,301
Almost there!

361
00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:43,335
Soos!

362
00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:47,306
Stop!

363
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,573
Soos, don't you dare!

364
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:50,409
Sorry, dude, today's been way stressful.

365
00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:52,344
I need some levity.

366
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,617
Oh, thank goodness. It was out of batteries.

367
00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,385
Soos! No!

368
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,526
No matter the score, I'm always "A head"!

369
00:18:09,395 --> 00:18:12,497
this cackling head's the voice of a generation.

370
00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:13,565
Wha--?

371
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,173
Hey, monster!

372
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:22,274
Hiyah!

373
00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:24,343
Aaahhhh!

374
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:33,552
Salt water taffy? Gross!

375
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,621
What are you--? Wait, it is!

376
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:39,458
You really haven't figured it out yet?

377
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,226
Aah!

378
00:18:43,262 --> 00:18:46,264
Don't you recognize me? Look at my face.

379
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:49,634
Look closely.

380
00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:52,437
Loser candy!

381
00:18:52,472 --> 00:18:54,406
That's right. Did you ever stop and think

382
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,575
About the candy at the bottom of the bag

383
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:59,311
That no one likes?

384
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,580
Every year, the children of Gravity Falls

385
00:19:01,614 --> 00:19:06,184
throw away all of the rejected candy into the dump.

386
00:19:08,287 --> 00:19:10,322
So I seek revenge--

387
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:14,493
Revenge on the picky children who cast me aside.

388
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:17,462
I'm made of every tossed piece of black licorice,

389
00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:20,298
every discarded bar of old chocolate

390
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,601
with, like, that white powder stuff on it.

391
00:19:22,635 --> 00:19:24,269
You know that stuff?

392
00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:25,470
I hate that stuff!

393
00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,272
No one would eat me!

394
00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:30,475
But now, I'm going to eat you!

395
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:31,610
Aaahhh!

396
00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:33,578
I'm gonna eat... Ohh!

397
00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:36,148
What is that?

398
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:41,286
'sup, bro?

399
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,797
Mm. Dudes, you want some of this?

400
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,770
Wait. You actually think I taste good?

401
00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:57,572
Uh, sure. You know.

402
00:19:57,606 --> 00:20:02,677
All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good.

403
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:08,516
I'm so happy!

404
00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:10,685
The crying makes it a little weird, but...

405
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,588
I guess I'm still eating.

406
00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:15,490
'Sup, Gorney?

407
00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:17,892
I've been "Twaumatized"!

408
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,764
Now what? Let's get our candy already.

409
00:20:25,568 --> 00:20:28,770
Old dude! Old dude!

410
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,607
Ahh.

411
00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:36,745
Wash off the shame, Stan, wash off the shame.

412
00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,913
Ha! He thought he could scare us!

413
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,584
Heh? What's that?

414
00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:50,759
Still got it.

415
00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:53,661
- Hey, Stan. - Hi, Gruncle Stan.

416
00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,563
Hello, Mr. Pines.

417
00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:57,565
How's it hangin'? Hey, Dipper.

418
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,834
Wendy! I didn't see you at the party. Where where you?

419
00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:01,770
Uh, I, uh...

420
00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,473
I was trick-or-treating...

421
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:06,641
With my sister.

422
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,476
Yeah.

423
00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:09,811
Mm. Party was lame, anyway.

424
00:21:09,845 --> 00:21:12,614
Robbie ate a lollipop stick first and had to go home sick.

425
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:14,549
Aw, man.

426
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,451
We went to every single house,

427
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,620
And we didn't even get to eat any candy!

428
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:19,687
Candy?

429
00:21:19,722 --> 00:21:22,791
How's that for candy!

430
00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:26,528
And now back to the fear guy from terror town street!

431
00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:43,845
You know, kids, I been thinking--

432
00:21:43,879 --> 00:21:46,514
At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy,

433
00:21:46,549 --> 00:21:48,883
or costumes, or even scary people.

434
00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:52,132
It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place

435
00:21:52,132 --> 00:21:54,119
and celebrate what really matters--

436
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,384
Pure evil.

437
00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:06,496
I ate a man alive tonight.

438
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:18,523
Working nine to five what a way to make a living

439
00:22:18,523 --> 00:22:23,231
Barely getting by it's all taking and no giving

440
00:22:23,231 --> 00:22:27,617
They just use your mind and they never give you credit

441
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:32,638
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it

442
00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:36,769
Nine to five for service and devotion